I finished my hat in record time. That is seriously the fastest knit in the history of knitting.
Getting pictures of my hat has been more of a challenge. The cables don't photograph very well in the green yarn, especially not in my dark apartment. I tried a series of increasingly ridiculous poses, all designed to try to get the light to hit the hat in a way that will make the cables stand out. I think these are, as they say on America's Next Top Model, my best shots. And they're not very good pictures of either me or my hat. Sorry about that.
You will notice that I'm not smiling in either of those. That's because when I smile, you can see my terrible teeth. Like this: